Never Say Never by Justin Bieber

Always Have Haters

Theme: Just making fun of Justin Bieber with his own song :p

See nobody thought that you could be a singer.
I wonder when Beliebers ever learn?
I never heard a voice that is much higher
His voice is making me, wanna squirm.

Plus the fact that you’re a brat
Giving me a heart attack
Gonna say this before I have
It’s your destiny!

You will always have haters
We will make you surrender
We will make sure you’re knocked down
Your face will stay on the ground

Give it up
Give it up
Give it up
Give it up up up
And please say "It's over."

You'll always have haters 3x

The Greatest Love of All by Whitney Houston

The Greatest Fight Of All

Theme: Bought a pirated DVD of Pacquiao's fight

Everybody's searching for our hero
People need Pacquiao to look up to
I never found any store who could sell copies
A lonely place to be
So I learned to come in early.

I've decided long ago never to walk with Edu Manzano
If he raids, and he succeeds
At least I'm safe and I can leave
No matter what they take from me
They can't take away my DVD.

Because the greatest fight of all is happening today
I found the greatest fight of all in Baywalk, dear.

First Day High by Kamikazee

First Day "Ay!"

Theme: Earthquake sa first day of school

First day "Ay!"
Niyayanig sa unang araw ng eskwela
Hawak kamay, takbo sa fence
Lahat nagfirst day "ay!"

First day of school excited ka pa
Gusto makita ang isa't isa
Biglang nagcrack ang kisame
Lahat ay umalis sa klase
Lakas loob, takbo sa katropa
Lahat ay humiyaw
Lahat nagfirst day "ay!"

Niyayanig sa unang araw ng eskwela
Hawak kamay, takbo sa fence
Lahat nagfirst day "ay!"

Kalkuladong pagtakbo, do the brainy "ay!"
Kung may chopper sa baba, do the sosy "ay!"
Tumalon sa second floor, do the MVP "ay!"
Kung hindi ka nayanig, do the rebel "ay!"
Karga ang may sakit, do the nice guy "ay!"

Tumalsik ang laway
Lahat nagfirst day "ay!"

Legs by Hagibis

Jebs

Theme: Uh... need I say more?

Bridge:
Wag mo naman akong hamakin
Wag mo naman akong pilitin
Pinasasakit tiyan ko, nandidiri (2x)
Pinasasakit tiyan ko, pinasasakit tiyan ko!

Chorus:
Jebs, jebs, jebs ko ay mukhang halimaw!
Jebs, jebs, jebs ko'y 'sing laki ng mamaw!
Jebs, jebs, jebs ko'y nakakabulahaw! Je-ebs!

Insomnia by Craig David

Divisoria

Theme: Bought a defective item from divisoria

Ang akala ko ay ok na, a, a, ah
Nabili ko nang mu-ra a, a, ah
Yun pala pagbukas ay walang kwenta, a, a, ah
Hay naku walk-out, sayang ang pera, a, a.

Been a fool, naloko
Ba't ganito, kanilang produkto?
Kaya next time, bilhin ang tunay
Kung pagbili ay hindi ka sanay.

Bumili ako ng isang twalya
Akala ko ay nakamura
Oh kaya pala ang mura ng tinda
Madali palang masira
Divisoria, aaah
Divisoria, aaah
Divisoria, walang hiya
Divisoria, walang hiya!

No Boundaries version of Adam Lambert

No Groceries

Theme: Diet


Oh....
Bacons, sausage, so many eggs
You know that I want but I’m watching my weight
Seems that I should fast forever
Cause I’m at two hundred eight

Now that my workouts are being undone
I started my binging, I knew it was wrong
But you gave me one good reason
To stop and burn my fat away
So here I am still holding on

With every step I shake the highest mountain
Every breath it’s harder to breathe in
I’ll diet and abstain
From all the sugarcanes
To help me become slim

Just when I feel that I am getting bloated
Just when I almost grabbed up all ice creams
You took them off my hand and told me that there are,
There are no groceries
There are no groceries

Naging Mahirap by Manny Villar

Napakahirap

Theme: Difficult College Life
I would like to give credit to whoever first thought of making a spoof version of Villar's commercial. The one about accounting. Nice job! Whoever you are. :) Here's my version. Not as good as the "original" spoof but...

Nakaligo ka pa ba kanina nang umaga?
Nagpasko ka pa ba o ika'y nagbasa?
Yan ang buhay namin,
Gusto mo bang matulad sa 'min?

Nalaman mo na bang bumabagsak ka na?
Tuturuan tayo huwag ka nang magreklamo
At ang kanyang gusto'y grumaduate tayo.

Sa college ay ramdam mo ang hirap
Ang college ay parang walang malasakit
College din ang may kakayahan
Na bigyan ka ng mabuting pangalan.

Ang graduation lang ang magtatapos ng ating kahirapan.

I Won't Go Home Without You by Maroon 5

I’ll Never Sleep Beside You

Theme: A stinking partner

I want her to bathe but she wouldn’t listen
She slept before I had the chance to say
“I would recommend, take bath to refreshen”
But now it’s far too late she dreamed away

Every night you forget to brush your teeth
Always asking what happened to me
But why is it that your breath smells much like lard?
It’s hard to breathe in

Don’t come over tonight
Please give me one more chance to rest, alright?
I may not make it through the night
I’ll never sleep beside you

The smell of her breath, I’ll never get over
The noises that she made kept me awake
The scent she brings that remain unfreshened
Built up so much it numbed me every day

Every night you forget to brush your teeth
Always asking what happened to me
But why is it that your breath smells much like lard?
It’s hard to breathe in

Don’t come over tonight
Please give me one more chance to rest, alright?
I may not make it through the night
I’ll never sleep beside you (No-oh-oh-oh)

Don’t come over tonight
Please give me one more chance to rest, alright?
I may not make it through the night
I’ll never sleep beside you

The Time of My Life by David Cook

The Child of my Wife

Theme: A proud father and his child

I’ve been wanting for my child
To turn into someone I could rely on
And looking forward, graduation
In Ateneo, I could foresee it

Until I let go, you fell in love
I thought you would never return
Now I’m seventy five, moody and old
Feeling my world start to end

But I’ll taste every moment and live it out loud
I know you are the child, you are the child who has
Got all the fame, and I’m very proud
I know you are the child, you are the child of my wife.
The child of my wife.

Wake Me Up When September Ends by Green day

Celebrate When 2K9 Ends

Theme: A New Year Greeting (Happy New Year Everyone!)

09 has come and passed
But happy days will always last
Celebrate when 2K9 ends

Let us gather, come to mass
One whole year has gone so fast
Celebrate when 2K9 ends

Move Along by All American Rejects

Walk Along

Theme: A doctor and a patient trying to recover

Go ahead as you use your days recov'ring
Since you fell from the building
The other day you came here and you were bleeding
With your wife holding your
Head which was very cold
Your hands can't even hold
Speak to me

When all you got to keep is strong
Walk along, walk along cause I know you could
And even with a broken bone
Walk along, walk along just to make it through
Walk along
Walk along

Love Story by Taylor Swift

Christ Saved Me

Theme: Saving from my sins

Cause you are Jesus Christ, I am only a sinner
And your Daddy said stay away from hypocrites
But you were everything to me
I believe in you please don't go and I said

Jesus Christ saved me from all the sins that I have done
He'll be waiting, all I have to do is come
He'll be the prince and I'll be his servant
Jesus Christ saved me, cause Mary just said "yes"

You Belong With Me by Taylor Swift

A Sundae For Free

Theme: Ordering in McDo

I'm in Mcdo, it's a typical Tuesday night
I'm going to order something that I like
Cuz other restos, don't offer what I want.

Here's my order, one cheeseburger
No more no less cuz I have no money
Dreaming about the day when I become rich to buy
Anything that I want here in McDo

If you could see that I'm a fan of McDonalds
Been here all along so why can't you give me
A sundae for free? A sundae for free...

Paparazzi by Lady Gaga

Papa Ratzi

Dedicated to Pope Benedict XVI (Hehe)
Theme: A man who wants to get blessed by the Pope

I'm a religious man
I'll follow you until you bless me
Papa Papa Ratzi
Father you're my only superstar
You are the best pope
Papa Papa Ratzi.

Promise I'll be kind
I will do all until your hand is mine
Father you're so righteous
Chase you down until you bless me
Papa Papa Ratzi.